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You’ll get paid when the VC comes in…

‘Uh… Four million [new] active users means minimum 20,000 concurrent users at any given moment, and you want to do all of this on ONE co-located virtual server in India? On .Net and MS SQL Server? Honestly? You really, really think that’s how it will go? In that case, can I punch you? Please? I […]

End of the line…

Re: iPhone, from USA Today: “There’s really no way that a thirty-eight-year-old can wait in line for more than an hour for a gadget without instantly becoming a gigantic loser.” — Andre Ricciardi